Going through Gick....with a stick!

You are what you eat.

Dr. Gillian McKeith - Probes yer poo to tell you what you already know.

Last night, she got stuck into some tubby chick over her (obvious) weight problem.

So first of, she lays out what the bint eats throughout the week and then tells her that eating hotdogs all week dipped in BBQ sauce is bad for you - (wow)

Then - she makes you shit in a lunchbox and probes it with a pen and from watching her notes she has written the following;

1: Putrid smell
2: Lack of consistency
3: No shape

Am I the only one who thinks that shit smells bad ALL WEEK 'ROUND?

And if you keep a shite in a tuppaware tub long enough - it's bound to lose shape and consistency!

So anyway - she puts yer woman on a diet for 8 weeks and then sticks her in a pair of kecks about 4 times bigger than usual so she looks grand!

It's the stuff of nightmares.

If you are what you eat then Gillian McKeith eats sour oul cunts.

Boom!