Christ.
I feel sick.
My morning routine has changed somewhat since January, Instead of driving to work in my beloved mini - I now Jog or Walk (depending on my humour) in - and I have it down to about 30 minutes - which is good going by my standards.
Anyway, The routine goes as follows; Wake up, Pack bag, Put on iPod, Leggit.
Halfway up the route there's a Mace - and to honest, it's easily the best convenience shop I've been in - it has everything, Including a self service fruit bar. (legend)
So I pop in there (a sweaty mess) and fill up on fruit/water/newspaper and leggit again.
I also usually get Muesli for breakfast - it's like fucking store dust that gear, but it's a necessary evil I'm afraid.
Anyway, This morning, there was no muesli and I decided to have a bowl of All Bran instead.
Not clever.
first off - I always thought the stuff was pretty rotten, I mean, anything that looks like it should be lining a squirrels bed can't taste nice.
But since I haven't eaten the stuff for about 10 years - I figured my tastebuds had grown up a bit.
No hope. The stuff tastes MEDICALLY bad. And what's worse, is I just ate the entire bowl because my frame of mind was "well, if it's this bad, it has to be healthy"
I don't think it is now! I feel like I've just eaten shit.
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I have a theory that they get all the leftover cereals in the Kelloggs factory - all the little bits of corn flakes, honey nut loops, etc etc - that have fallen on the floor, sweep it all up with any other random dirt lying about and shovel it into boxes labelled "All Bran".
You know it makes sense people!
Nattin beats a bowl of Count Chocula's Chocolate Sensation Chocopops...
on a Saturday morning...while watching the Mars & Matel Quick Energy Chocobot Hour.
Chocotastic!
You mean they didn't have Powersauce bars ?! Also, why has noone commended Stevie on his uber-healthy new lifestyle. I bet you're only massive now Steve .. except not so massive anymore, if you get my meaning !
hahaha - well my personal favorite cereal has to be honey nut loops.
but the sugar buzz - and the smell off my piss afterwards - means I only eat them about once a year.
And thankyou for the big up on my healthy lifestyle - I'm actually enjoying the feeling of not being tired with no energy.
Also I'm steadily losing about 2lbs a week - slow and steady wins the race!
(I'm 25 stone)
(kidding)
hahaha - I never said i was ready for something as drastic as football Pa!
You'll be dancing around me in no time!
Ye fecker.
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