Yes Folks, his name is Edgar Spanovich, he's from Antrim and he's here to talk to the salivating labrador!
SL: Edgar, is it safe to say this is a unique talent?
ES: Yesh, Yesh it ish, but there are many more like me.
SL: So is there an entire gurning community?
ES: Well, I fink itsh shafe to shay theresh plenty of ush yesh!
SL: Sorry, I didn't catch that?
ES: I shaid theresh plenty of usch!
SL: - em - what?
ES: Nexsht Queschtion pleasch.
SL: I have no idea what you're talking about mate
ES: Are you mocking me?
SL: No no, it must be a bad line!
ES: I'm shitting right in front of you!
SL: What? Stop that!
ES: Thish ish ridiculoush (inaudible piffle)
SL: Ok, that was just noise...
ES: Thish interview ish over
SL: Yeah, I don't see it going anywhere, stupid assignment anyway fucking editor doesn't like me because I slept with his cousin, how was I to know......
3 comments:
hahaha SHUPERB ! more interviews please ! maybe one or two with topless beauties might be good
hahahaha - good oul' Edgar - cleanest nose on the planet
shimply fantashtic...shtupendoush piecshe of journalishm
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