Zombie Flu - is it on the way?

Scientists have confirmed that the deadly strain of Zombie flu has been found in France.

The deadly strain of Zombie flu was found in 2 dead Zombies in the Brittany region.

The outbreaks of zombie flu that began in southeast Asia in the middle of 2003 are the largest and most severe on record.

Nine Asian countries have reported outbreaks and the virus has become endemic in some places where the disease has not been controlled.

Now the disease is sweeping into Europe, some of it blamed on Zombies' migration patterns.

So far it seems that close contact with dead or sick zombies is the main source of human infection with the Romero virus.

At present, Romero is largely a zombie disease. The virus does not easily cross from Zombies to infect humans. Despite the infection of several thousand over a wide area for more than two years, fewer than 200 human cases have been confirmed.

Upon Speaking with Alan Greendwall a spokesman for the zombie community – had this to say,
“Hnnngh, Braaaaaains bluuaaargghh”
And the harsh reality is, a mass cull could be the only way to stop the infection into many flocks of Zombies nationwide.

Residents are advised if approached by Zombies who are displaying symptoms such as, high temperature, runny nose, aches and pains other than that caused from the eternal damnation of walking the earth undead, are to immediately contact the authorities.