Questions always Questions - burning in my mind!
If you can be arsed - answer the following.
1: If you could tell one actor not to bother turning up for work in the morning, who would it be?
2: You've become stuck on something in a playground - who do you call to unhook you?
3: Who would win in a fight - a gorilla or a grizzly bear?
4: What song is in your head right now?
5: Whats for breakfast?
6: Who would you sell your fingers to have "carnal affairs" with?
7: Who are you most scared of, North Korea? Afghanistan? Iran? or the USA?
8: If you had one bit of advice to give the 10 year old you - what would it be?
9: What's your most fantastic skill?
10: Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Medium well, well done or Charcoal?
8 comments:
1. Robson Green
2. You Steve, cause you'd probably tell everyone and they'd all come along. Also I know I'd get stuck on the round-a-bout.
3. Gorilla, they seem more agile.
4. America - Razorlight, catchy and it was just on the radio.
5. Muffin & Tea.
6. Cameron Diaz, I'd lose me toes for Diaz/Will/Johansson threeway.
7. USA, without a shadow of a doubt. The North Koreans are just making it up. The Afghans are mad but are esentially only interested in wiping themselves out, and the Israelis will sort out Iran in a few weeks (that is probalby more worrying than all the shit thats going on at present)
8. The noise of a pouring wine bottle I can make with my tongue.
9. Medium.
Oh yeah in answer 6, I meant Scarlett Johnansson and not Lehnart Johansson the head of FIFA or UEFA. Just to clear that up.
1: If you could tell one actor not to bother turning up for work in the morning, who would it be? - Steven Segal
2: You've become stuck on something in a playground - who do you call to unhook you? - Steven Segal
3: Who would win in a fight - a gorilla or a grizzly bear? - Gorilla - every day of the week. Bears are big awkward fecks.
4: What song is in your head right now? - Square One, Tom Petty
5: Whats for breakfast? - Cornflakes. Time was a factor this morning.
6: Who would you sell your fingers to have "carnal affairs" with? - Angelina Jolie.
7: Who are you most scared of, North Korea? Afghanistan? Iran? or the USA? - It's a toss up between Afghanistan and USA. Mind you, I'd never in a 1,000 years book holiday in Afghanistan. And they don't have Disney World.
8: If you had one bit of advice to give the 10 year old you - what would it be? When you're 18, buy a house for 13 grand and hang on to it for at least 15 years. You'll clean up. You little bollix. (Slap)
9: What's your most fantastic skill? Erm, I can fly a plane? Or being able to hit bullseye on a dartboard 12 feet behind me while playing the drums. Mind you, I only tried that once.
10: Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Medium well, well done or Charcoal.If it don't go "Moo" when you prod it with a fork, it's overcooked. Has to be a daycent bit of steak though.
1: If you could tell one actor not to bother turning up for work in the morning, who would it be? - Eric Roberts, but i know he'd turn up anyway. he can't turn a bad thing down.
2: You've become stuck on something in a playground - who do you call to unhook you? - I'd have to say Marc Singer in-between takes from shooting BeastMaster 4. That or Tony Todd.
3: Who would win in a fight - a gorilla or a grizzly bear? It would be a Dog-eat-Dog contest but i'd have to put a wager on the grizzly.
4: What song is in your head right now? Evil Superstars - 'Satan Is In My Ass'
5: Whats for breakfast? - Roddy Piper Pops. with milk. of course.
6: Who would you sell your fingers to have "carnal affairs" with? - i'll go out on a limb here and say Miles Davis's Trumpet.
7: Who are you most scared of, North Korea? Afghanistan? Iran? or the USA? - None of the above. it's all smoke and mirrors. i don't know what i'm talking about.
8: If you had one bit of advice to give the 10 year old you - what would it be? - Never Eat at a place called 'Moms'. Never play cards with a guy called 'Doc'. Never sleep with a woman who's troubles are worse than your own.
9: What's your most fantastic skill? - Being able to meet out Street Corner Justice ad nauseum.
10: Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Medium well, well done or Charcoal - i like my Roddy Piper Pops RARE, god dammit.
1. Paris Hilton (although she's not an actress, more of a fuckin skank)
2. Your best mate (if you have one, if not the school bully)
3. Depends on terrain - grizzly bear has a weight advantage and, if set in a colder climate, would dominate. Gorilla can move faster and is suited to a warmer environment. Bear would edge it.
4. Sunshine Lollipops
5. Weetabix
6. Carmen Electra / Salma Hayek / Hulk Hogan's wife
7. North Korea - they just dont give a fuck.
8. Dont look behind you.
9. Doing a dolpin impression.
10. Medium Well
Hmm - some tough ones there mate. Here's my take:
1: If you could tell one actor not to bother turning up for work in the morning, who would it be?
I feckin hate Stephen Segal also. Yep,he gets my vote
2: You've become stuck on something in a playground - who do you call to unhook you?
One of my brothers - any who has brothers will understand - you'd do time for them and don't even have to ask for the same in return. Remind me to tell you my "come on Bro!" stor some time
3: Who would win in a fight - a gorilla or a grizzly bear?
ROFL at Mango's "terrain" comment. I reckon the Gorilla has this sewn up - have you not seen King Kong? Intelligence + Brute strength + outright rage = asses kicked
4: What song is in your head right now?
"Why do birds suddenly appear ...etc
5: Whats for breakfast?
mmm hotel breakfast: muesil, fresh fruit and yoghurt,with a spoon of fruit coulis to snazz it up and then 2 mini pastries washed down with orange juice and decaf coffee. wow
6: Who would you sell your fingers to have "carnal affairs" with?
I'm not totally mad about any one famous person (let' fac it,that's what most of us fantasise about). BUT lastnight I saw "Click" and Tea Leoni is in it and I've got to say, she looked FLAWLESS in every single scene. She is just pefect wife material - beatiful face,lovely lips,great bod. Of course, in the meantime, Ann will do quite nicely. As would Angelina or Cameron. Fergie from Black Eyed Peas if I'm feeling filthy.
7: Who are you most scared of, North Korea? Afghanistan? Iran? or the USA?
pfft - never read papers or watch news,so I'm totally ignorant here. And glad of it.
8: If you had one bit of advice to give the 10 year old you - what would it be?
I saw Little Miss Sunshine the other night and the granda says to the teenager "fuck a lot of women - not just one - fuck a lot of them". That sounds good, but 10 might be a little young for that. Maybe I'd tell myself not to go to an all boys school, so I could pave the way for said advice
9: What's your most fantastic skill?
I reckon I'm dead brilliant with people - putting them at ease,making them laugh. I'm also a very good lover. No, seriously.
10: Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Medium well, well done or Charcoal?
Medium well thank you kindly
1: If you could tell one actor not to bother turning up for work in the morning, who would it be? - Mr. Sarah Jessica Parker.
2: You've become stuck on something in a playground - who do you call to unhook you? - Will Boylan
3: Who would win in a fight - a gorilla or a grizzly bear? - I'm gonna rock with a grizzly - they're quicker than they look and weigh more. One hit and the Gorilla goes down i reckon.
4: What song is in your head right now? - Square One, Tom Petty
5: Whats for breakfast? - Coffee
6: Who would you sell your fingers to have "carnal affairs" with? - Jenny Aniston or Kathleen Turner
7: Who are you most scared of, North Korea? Afghanistan? Iran? or the USA? - I gotta say Iran here - they're fucking snooker loopy.
8: If you had one bit of advice to give the 10 year old you - what would it be? - Don't give up playing football
9: What's your most fantastic skill? Erm, I've got fantastic taste buds.
10: Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Medium well, well done or Charcoal. - Medium Rare with a fillet - Medium with everything else.
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