Seriously.
What in the name of jaysus?
I'm an oul wan, so I have the divine right to do the following,
1: Block the path whilst talking shite to my fellow old bint
2: Cross the road without bothering to look for oncoming traffic
3: Skip queues
4: Forget completly about indicators on my BRAND NEW MICRA
5: Constantly tell people how old I am, "well I'm 86 so, I'll just have 2 lamb cutlets"
Seriously - if all women turn this way after a certain stage (I'm guessing menopause) then I'm going to be a dirty old batchelor!
(jesus)
1 comment:
ROFL @ two things in particular:
1. "I'm 86, so I'll have 2 lamb cutlets" hahaha, and
2. "Dirty oul bachelor": well I was never in any doubt about the dirty and the oul bit, but I doubt Barb will let you go that easy ;)
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