The end of De-tox as we know it...

Ok, so I took about 2 more photos of my Detox patch - and to be honest, they were more or less the same - so I decided to stop.

Main reason being Johnny Londis' comment on me "shitting out my feet"

I can't even begin to describe how awful that thought is to me.

So you win this round Science - but I'll be back....

Day 2 - Crazy De-tox!

Rightio - after Monday nights, frankly sickening results, I was reluctant to put a patch on again - the way I see it, the world isn't ready for that amount of pure dirt.

However, for science, I prevailed - and here's Tuesday nights results....



Patch getting a little clearer now, I'm still convinced I'm dying though...

De-tox for inside your socks!

As many of you know, I'm always one for stepping up to be a Guinea pig for science. Especially when it pertains to my health.

So I've been trying (as always) to maintain a healthy living, not drinking too much, eating right, jogging once a day and playing a football match once a week. Thankfully, none of this is a chore, it's quite enjoyable really. But I could do more.

So when I was offered to tryout detox patches I was well up for it.

Basically, you get these wee patches for the soles of your feet, lob them on at night, and they pull all sorts of gunk out of your body whilst you sleep.

So here's Monday nights result...

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Would you look at that???

Seriously, it's feckin horrible, and it smells rank too! I just cannot believe that amount of rubbish came out of my body - am I being scammed? is there some perfectly logical reason for this? Have I got Cancer??

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