Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Just because....


What a cute couple...

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Bleedin' oul wans.


Seriously.


What in the name of jaysus?


I'm an oul wan, so I have the divine right to do the following,


1: Block the path whilst talking shite to my fellow old bint

2: Cross the road without bothering to look for oncoming traffic

3: Skip queues

4: Forget completly about indicators on my BRAND NEW MICRA

5: Constantly tell people how old I am, "well I'm 86 so, I'll just have 2 lamb cutlets"


Seriously - if all women turn this way after a certain stage (I'm guessing menopause) then I'm going to be a dirty old batchelor!


(jesus)

Friday, March 09, 2007

Raul Julia.



Vaya con dios, Raul Rafael Carlos Julia.


He would have been 67 today.


Sorely missed.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Danger here!

We've all done it - deep down we're all amateur daredevils, or just complete idiots.

I was thinking the other day, as I'm wont to do, about stupid, REALLY stupid things I've done in my 27 short years on this planet, now not just stupid things like not asking such and such out and then finding out she actually fancied you, but is now going out with someone, I'm talking about stupid DANGEROUS things I've done that could have gotten me moidered.

Here's a list,

1: Drinking Oven cleaner
2: Throwing a deodourant onto a bonfire
3: Climbing up to the first floor of an office building
4: Wandering (yes wandering) into the sea at the pier in clontarf
5: Running with Scissors (probably)
6: Lay down on a live railway line trying to prise off a survey instrument
7: Climbed (unharnessed) up 50ft in the dublin port tunnel

I can't really think of any more - but I'm actually astounded I haven't killed myself by now.

Anyone out there do something similar that freaks them out in retrospect?

Jaysus.