Lets conduct an experiment.
I want everyone to try something out for me this week, and we’ll see how it works out.
Picture the scene; You and your nearest and dearest are lounging of an evening in front of the telly, perhaps you’re watching changing rooms? Perhaps it’s the 6 o clock news. One thing for sure is – you have the remote. When all of a sudden, you begin to slowly turn up the volume – notch by notch.
I need all of you to do the following.
Fill out this Form.
Form 1A – Experiment in Female blood pressure.
Name :
Programme on TV:
Starting Volume :
Volume When Stopped:
Excuse used:
Just hoist up the volume, number by number, and once your partner flips out – take note of the level and bring it back down to the acceptable level and use your excuse.
Let the games begin!
6 comments:
hahaha - it'll never work in my house. I've spent years annoying the hell out of Ann so she just knows well when I'm doing it. Hell, I sent her into labour on Glen by wrecking her ceann for about 4 hours before I fell asleep. She sat there in bed all wound up and a few hours later I was chowing down on the traditional Kingfisher Brekkie on Parnell St. LOL
hahaha - that means she won't expect it!
Do it Del - i need to know the answer!
Excellent stuff Pa.
Well I tried it last night and this is my form;
Name : Voycey McVoyce
Programme: MasterChef
Starting Volume: 20/100
Volume Stopped: 45/100
Excuse used: Ciaran made me.
Remark from Missus: "Steve, what the hell are you doing?"
whe whe whe.
LOL well done lads ! I'll give it a night or two and then give it socks !
Hahaha Del draping a pair of socks over the TV
Anne: "What the hell are you doing?!"
Delboy: "Oh Jesus, what's the volume??"
Dis-aster!
Here ye go:
Form 1A – Experiment in Female blood pressure.
Name : Delboy
Programme on TV: Sports Mums and Dads (or something similar)
Starting Volume : About 30%
Volume When Stopped: About 80% !
Excuse used: I'm just messin. (Had finished two glasses of wine by now, so she probably put it down to that)
Reaction: I did it twice (for a change whe whe whe). First time she said laughing "What are ye at ?". Second time she said (not laughing) "What the fuck are ye doin Derek?" but with a half amused face.
My missus is a saint. Saint Ann. I call her Parky for short LOL
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