Tuesday, March 07, 2006

THE BUG THAT KILLED THE LADS

Buttus Coffeeus Splatterus

Like a dose of salts through a Cambodian - the lads were torn to pieces last week with a dreadful case of the "screaming hab dabs".

On Wednesday evening it hit Ciaran, hoisting him from his Ivory tower of smugness and planting him firmly in the toilet for a few days.

Meanwhile Pa had been struck from afar. Spending a couple of days in the foetal position in the bathroom serving himself an order of "butt coffee" with a side order of "crappacino".

But poor oul' Mango actually had to CANCEL a night out with his missus because he was sick as a pike!

Around about the same time I myself had to rush to the toilet and blow chunks.

Spending the weekend SO sick that I actually threw my neck out!

I reckon it's payback for an ALMIGHTY session we had a few weeks ago.

I've located the host specimen (Pa) and he must be destroyed!

DESTROYED!!!

2 comments:

Derek said...

Be the Jay - what sort of lilly livered pansies am I friends with at all at all ? I remember in my day we had to get washed on a Saturday in a tin bath out the back, with COLD water and the pigs and rats coming over to drink from it. Of course, thats after a 5 hour game of hurling, where we used our mickeys for hurleys, cos we couldnt afford proper ones.Mollycoddled, thats what yiz are.

[stir]

Anonymous said...

The Anonymous Society of the World vetoes your castigation of the one called....Pa....down with the writers of this horrendous site, a pox be upon his mickey