cunt
Salivating Labrador: I'm joined today, by a complete cunt, is that a fair reflection Barry?
Barry Scott: YES THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH I SUPPOSE!
SL: And, I suppose the question we're all wondering is, why do you talk like that?
BS: IT'S A BIZARRE MEDICAL AFFLICTION I'M AFRAID!
SL: And, Cillit Bang Barry...Load of shite?
BS: IT'S ACTUALLY RED LEMONADE MATE!
SL: Well, I suppose that clears a few things up, are you married Barry?
BS: NO, TO BE HONEST - WHO'D LIVE WITH ME? I'M AN AWFUL CUNT.
SL: That you are Barry. And what does the future hold for Barry Scott?
BS: I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO BE ADVERTISING NEW CILLIT BANG PLUS!
SL: And that is..?
BS: SULPHURIC ACID AND RENDERED PIG FAT ACTUALLY.
SL: And you expect people to buy it?
BS: IF IT CLEANS A COIN IN THE AD YOU'D BE SURPRISED WHO WOULD BUY IT!
SL: That fucking coin, you love that Barry don't you? You twat.
BS: IT MAKES ME HOT!
SL: Fair enough, horses for courses....well I think we'll wrap it up there Barry.
BS: WILL YOU COME HOME WITH ME?!?
SL: No, no we won't.
BS: PARTY BACK IN SCOTTSERS GAFF!!
SL: Sorry, we're...washing our hair(s)
1 comment:
< H5 > re the coin thing man. I TOTALLY believe in Cillit Bang cos of the coin but dont have a credit card (maybe it's for the best LOL)
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